For a good three days I was stuck at my boyfriend's apartment because global warming turned out to be a big fat lie and the terrorists dropped a snow bomb all over the northeast. Thank god I stocked up on all that duct tape.

(insert image of me wrapping myself up in duct tape and then rolling down a hill of snow here. if only i had a digital camera!)

Just on a quick side note here, because we all know I'm not one to digress, why is it that once it piles up past 5 inches, news channels have absolutely NOTHING to say except for how much snow is falling and other snow related stories ("Next up: poor little Fido, a three year old golden retriever got stuck in a tree while trying to escape the snow. More on this story and more snow stories after these messages.") the entire hour of the show?? Thanks for telling me it's snowing, I kinda figured that one out... hey isn't the world on the brink of war? Yes, but who cares, we've GOT to find out about what happens to Fido!! Iraq and North Korea can WAIT!

-end digression-

So after the snow stopped, Joe and I crawled out and spent an entire day digging out my car- only to have the spot jacked not by one, but by TWO cars later that day. Our bag of trash that we left to mark the spot was pushed to the side and our hard work (two cars could fit! that's how much our spot rocked!) was for nothing, because we ended up having to park on a mound of snow with the end of the car halfway in the street.

Here's where I'd like to tell you about the vengence that was laid out. About how Joe and I took our bag of trash and dumped it on the cars, putting to use the old milk, the moldy mashed potatoes, the broken eggs. About how I wrote "ASSHOLE" in soap on their windshield and backwards, so they could read it when they drove around. But I'm not telling you about it because Joe and I are passive agressive motherfuckers and didn't do a thing. I know! I know. I'm disappointed in me too.

This is why I don't like snow. It puts me in situations where I'm angry at everyone. And it's cold when it accidently gets down your pants. Otherwise, it's very pretty.